An Effervescing Elephant
with tiny eyes and great big trunk
once whispered to the tiny ear
the ear of one inferior
that by next June he’d die, oh yeah!
because the tiger would roam.
The little one said: “Oh my goodness I must stay at home!
and every time I hear a growl
I’ll know the tiger’s on the prowl
and I’ll be really safe, you know
the elephant he told me so.”
Everyone was nervy, oh yeah!
and the message was spread
to zebra, mongoose, and the dirty hippopotamus
who wallowed in the mud and chewed
his spicy hippo-plankton food
and tended to ignore the word
preferring to survey a herd
of stupid water bison, oh yeah!
And all the jungle took fright,
and ran around for all the day and the night
but all in vain, because, you see,
the tiger came and said: “Who me?!
You know, I wouldn’t hurt not one of you.
I’d much prefer something to chew
and you’re all to scant.” oh yeah!
He ate the Elephant
Send me a number.
1: What was the first thing you did in 2012?
2: Do you think we will really all die this year?
3: What was the best thing that happened to you in 2011?
4: What was the worst?
5: How many people did you kiss in 2011?
6: What do you want to happen this year?
7: What are your 2012 goals?
8: Tell us something that we might find surprising about your 2011.
9: What do you want to happen this year that didn’t happen last year?
10: Have you made any new friends yet this year?
11: Is there any body modifications planned for this year? (i.e. piercings, tattoos, hair dye, etc)
12: What was the first thing you bought in 2012?
13: What did you hate about 2011?
14: What was the most interesting thing to happen this year so far?
15: Tell us a secret about 2011.
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Personal
16: What is your name, age and location?
17: What is your hair colour?
18: What is your eye colour?
19: What is your heritage?
20: Are you single this year?
21: Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
22: How many siblings do you have?
23: Will you be having any more?
24: Any children of your own?
25: Will you be getting married this year?
26: What is your sexual orientation?
27: What is your height?
28: What is your weight?
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TMI
29: Have you had sex so far this year?
30: How many times did you have sex last year?
31: Do you shave your neither regions?
32: What’s your dirtiest secret?
33: Do you shower every day?
34: Do you masturbate?
35: Do you drink/smoke?
36: Do you do drugs?
37: Did you do anything illegal in 2011 and if so, what was it?
38: What about 2012?
39: How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
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Symbols
۞ Ask any question and I’ll rate your blog.
æ: Post a picture of yourself.
✌: Share a childhood memory.
♡: Make a confession.
❁: Share one of your insecurities.
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
☹: Share a turn off.
☀: Share a turn on.
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.
☮: Share a relationship story.
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Other
Ask any question you’re curious about.
Ask any other TMI question you can think of.
Ask me my top 3 anything.
Ask me my top any number of anything.
Ask me any other personal question.
Leave me a message.
Ask for advice.
Ask for me to listen to you.
Rant to me.
Share a secret with me on anon.
ASK ME ANYTHING.
Do whatever the fuck you want, even if it’s wrong, and then tell about it with honesty. That is filmmaking to me…Success is fucking up on your own terms.
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